Megaplex Newsletter 2025 January: Shopping in Sandton - new shopping centre? Free marketing course, restaurant re-review, Gautrain warning, shop openings and closings, 5% off supplements, jokes...

The Last "Shopping in Sandton"? – January 2025

Welcome to Megaplex's monthly newsletter! We alert the up-market shopper to the fresh and interesting in Sandton and Bryanston, along with quirky humour and interesting articles. But... this could be our last newsletter, depending on how you are willing to support it!  Please read on...

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Contents:
Welcome
New Shops
Restaurant  Shops Closed
Civic Tip  ~ The Checkout

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Links to Other Pages:
Megaplex Home – Overview of Shops, Facilities, and Accommodation in Northern Sandton.

Accommodation in Rivonia

Shopping Centres in Sunninghill:
The Square
Sunninghill Village
Sunhill Shopping Centre
Chilli Lane Shopping Centre
Chilli on Top Centre
The Core

Learn to Lead in Your Company by
Practicing in a Supportive Club!

Mariswe Toastmasters Club meets 2nd & 4th Tuesday of the month, 17:45 for 18:00 online, and in person in Bryanston.
Next: Tue 11 & 25 February.
Call or message Rick on 082 389 3482 or
email

Shopping Centres in and near Bryanston:
Cramerview Village
Nicolway Shopping Centre
Coachman's Crossing
Grosvenor Crossing
Hobart Grove Centre
Bryanston Shopping Centre
Riverside Shopping Centre
Hurlingham Pick 'n Pay Centre
Bryanpark Shopping Centre
Epsom Downs
Sloane Square

Shopping Centres in the Woodmead area:
Wendywood Centre
Woodmead Value Mart
Woodmead Super Value
Woodmead Commercial Park
Woodmead Retail Park
Woodmead Square
Dunwoody Centre
Woodlands Office Park
Kelvin Village
The Bridge, Buccleuch
Other Shops and Shopping in Woodmead

Non-Religious? Meet other Humanists & Atheists online
and in Person:

The South African Secular Society (SASS) holds social & educational Meetups online monthly, and some in person. Visit us on Meetup and chat on the Telegram App.

Shopping Centres in Central Sandton:
Grayston Shopping Centre
Atholl Square Shopping Centre
Sandhurst Centre, Rivonia Rd

Shopping in and around Rivonia:
Rivonia Central
Rivonia Village Centre
Rivonia Junction
Mutual Mews
Early Dawn Mall
Shops in Central Rivonia
Shops in Northern Rivonia
Cambridge Crossing
Petervale Shopping Centre

Shopping Centres in
Greater Morningside:

Morningside Shopping Centre
The Wedge, Morningside
Morning Glen Mall
Pinnacle Walk (was 90° on Rivonia)
Morning View
Sandton Court
Benmore Gardens
Shops in the Morningside Area

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Donate at Design and Décor Centre (near Molly Malones), Forest Road off Sunset Ave, Pineslopes, Sandton: Tel 011 465 6441

Accommodation & Restaurants:
Accommodation in Rivonia,
Restaurants in Rivonia,
Rivonia Restaurant reviews,
Sandton Restaurant reviews,
Morningside Restaurant reviews.

Other Places of Interest:
Sandspruit Hiking Trail,
Ernest Ullmann Park Recreation Centre,
Montrose Nursery Garden Centre and Gia's Coffee Shop.

Do You Like this Newsletter? Want it to Continue?

"Shopping in Sandton" has run continuously every month for over 15 years since November 2009 (see back issues here). We also ran a Business Newsletter, "Doing Business in Sandton" from January 2017 to October. 2021, suspended for 11 months during the Covid-19 Lockdown.

We started the Megaplex website back in 2004 to advertise our rooms to let. We wanted somewhere to put useful information about local amenities for tenants, and the web site was the obvious place.  We put up a page listing the shops in the local shopping centre: That page rapidly became the most popular one on the site!  Over time, we added pages for other shopping centres...Today we have a listing for almost every mall and shopping precinct in Sandton and Bryanston, 57 pages in all.

In setting up the site we have tried to be as helpful as possible, giving a description and contact details for every shop that will give them to us.  This information is often more detailed than that on a mall's own site –if it has one at all!

The site still runs largely as a public service: None of the shopping centres to which we send hundreds of new shoppers every month has been willing to pay a cent towards the work we do, even as some of them spend thousands on glitzy websites with moving pictures and maybe –if you are lucky– the names of the shops and their phone numbers!

Over time we have made a small income from advertising on the website and in this newsletter, but it continues to be largely a labour of love towards increasing the prosperity of our area.  However, you can now find most centres on Google, often with information they have "borrowed" from the Megaplex site.  Irritatingly, Google often gives out our phone number as Centre Management for the centres we list.

Maintaining a site of 57 shopping centres, numerous restaurant reviews, and other interesting material comes at a cost.  As does preparing and sending the newsletter:  We can't do it free for much longer.

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Thought for the Week:

Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”.

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New on the Block, Movers and Shakers  Back to top

  • Plumblink Woodmead in Woodmead Area Shops – Everything plumbing, except what you want. 1 Ruacana Street, Buccleuch (off 123 Pretoria Main Road), Sandton, Gauteng.
  • Plumblink Sandton, Archimedes Street in Kramerville – Plumbers Essentials: Order all your plumbing essentials. Kitchen, Toilet, Bathroom Plumbing, accessories. Taps, pipes, copper tube, basins, sinks, valves, washers, spares. Top brands. Unit 5, 12 Archimedes St, Kramerville, Sandton.
  • Moneta, Upper Level in Morning Glen Mall – Zeehealth tea, Zeehealth skin care, Female hygiene, gym wear and shape wear.
  • Axe It, Upper Level in Morning Glen Mall – Coming soon, a new kind of social: Games including axe throwing, knife throwing and archery! Restaurant and fully licensed bar.
  • Scarlett Fashion, Shop 26, Lower Level in Morning Glen Mall – Ladies' evening wear. Event dresses. Matric Dance Dresses. To try-on up to 10 dresses with a personal stylist, they charge a fitting fee (refunded if you buy).
  • Your First Wedding Dance near Morning Glen Mall – Professional dance choreography service: specialize in creating personalized first dances for couples to showcase their skills and abilities on their special day. 101 Bowling Avenue.
  • ACDC Express Woodmead, Shop AF, Building A in Woodmead Commercial Park – Everything Electrical. Established in 2007.
  • Discount Cash & Carry, Shop C3-C5, Building C in Woodmead Commercial Park – R1 Deals, R2 Bargains, Under R5, Under R10, R20 Buck Deals, Home & Kitchen, Toys, Health & Beauty, Baby Products.
  • Tasty Gallos, Building C in Woodmead Commercial Park – Fast Food Takeout. Burgers, Crunchy salads, Shawarmas, Espetada skewers, Burritos, Beef dishes.
  • First Battery Centre Woodmead, Shop CA1, Building C in Woodmead Commercial Park – South Africa's vehicle and car battery specialists.
  • Woodmead Midas, Shop C1, Building C in Woodmead Commercial Park – Automotive Parts Supplier: motor spare parts and accessories. Number plates.
  • LandyZone (C6 Lower level), Building C in Woodmead Commercial Park – Jaguar Landrover / Range Rover repair centre.
  • Music Power (B8 Lower level), Building B in Woodmead Commercial Park – Musical Instruments & Equipment Distributers: musical instruments, music technology, pro audio and accessories.
  • Tenth Mega Sports Store, Shop B3, Building B in Woodmead Commercial Park – Manufacturer, importer, and distributor of high-quality sportswear, sports equipment, and sports accessories. Providing sports equipment to individuals, schools, universities, colleges, government, sports clubs, and corporates.
  • The Knob and Knocker, Shop B4, Building B in Woodmead Commercial Park – established supplier of ironmongery, cabinetry, and general finishes to the DIY and contractors market in South Africa.
  • A-Zee Baby's World Woodmead, Shop B5, Building B in Woodmead Commercial Park – Bathing, Child Carriers, Car Seats and Boosters, Feeding, Prams & Travel Systems, Playtime, Sleeping, Accessories. Gift Registry.
  • DongGuan Commodity Display Center, Shop G3, Building G in Woodmead Commercial Park – Showcase for products made in the City of Dongguan, Guangdong Province, Communist China.

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Today's Mondegreen

“Kicking your cat all over the place”.

...

Correct lyric:

“Kicking your can all over the place” from Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’.

Plumbing Suppliers Shop Review:   Back to top.

* Plumblink Plus Woodmead vs. ***** Premier Plumbing Supplies, Woodmead Commercial Park: 8 January 2025

For a change from restaurants, today we compare two plumbing suppliers. After all, plumbing is essential, restaurants less so, no?

The hinge mechanism that connects the lid and toilet seat to the bowl of one of our toilets had rusted through. I needed a fix that did not involve replacing the entire seat, which was still perfectly good.

Our local Mica had nothing off the sort, only whole seats.  It was time to look for a more specialised plumbing shop. I phoned the nearest to me, Plumblink Kramerville, who said they did not stock such a thing.

I then phoned the huge Plumblink Plus in Woodmead on the other side of the motorway from Woodmead Retail Park etc. Each time someone picked up the phone it cut out. So, I went there myself, to discover that they do not stock toilet hinges either! This is possibly the biggest plumbing shop in Africa, but the salesperson told me that they don't stock slow moving lines: If anything doesn't sell within 6 months, they don't stock it. What a wonderful triumph of commercial penny-pinching over customer-focused service!

When they opened after the Christmas break, I was able to buy a suitable toilet hinge with no trouble at Premier Plumbing Supplies, Woodmead Commercial Park. It cost only R175.20 including VAT. I recommend that you go there for your plumbing needs and forget Plumblink.

(Deliberately?) Misattributed Quotes

(If they didn't really say it, they should have!)

"Is AGOA a goer?" –Donald Trump.

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Left the building ("Elvis has...")  Back to top

  • Chic Blush, Shop 67 in Morning Glen Mall – "Girly shop": Make-up and stuff. Opened December 2022. Moved upstairs October 2024.
  • Fashion Co, Shop 44 in Morning Glen Mall – Clothing for women.
  • Z&K Day Spa in Morning Glen Mall – One-hour full body massage only R350. At 105 Bowling Avenue, just south of Kelvin Drive & Morning Glen Mall.
  • Color Glo, Shop C2 in Woodmead Commercial Park – Restore and redye vehicles, leather, vinyl, plastic, velour, fabric and carpets. Was Building C.
  • Auto Boutiquee, Shop C2 in Woodmead Commercial Park – Vehicle detailing, restoration and protection. Was Building C.
  • One Stop Ink Shop, Shop C1 in Woodmead Commercial Park – Ink cartridges, toner cartridges, printers, printing, printer repairs, IT solutions. Was Building C.
  • MicroJet SA, Shop C1 in Woodmead Commercial Park – Top quality demo home appliances: Fridge, freezers, microwave ovens, dishwashers. One stop appliances. Was Building C.
  • Trend Co. (C9 Lower level) in Woodmead Commercial Park – Was Building C.
  • Hire All (C6 Lower level) in Woodmead Commercial Park – Equipment Hire and Sales. Hitachi & Bosch power tools, Atlas Copco compressors, and the largest range of small, medium and big construction equipment in sub-Saharan Africa. Was Building C.
  • Woodmead Auto Tech / Auto Crew (B8 Lower level) in Woodmead Commercial Park – Repairs & servicing to all makes of vehicles, also clutch, brakes, suspension, CV Joints, air con, engine & gearbox repairs. A Bosch & RMI accredited workshop. Was Building B lower.
  • The Mattress People, Shop B3 in Woodmead Commercial Park – Lounges, mattresses and sleigh beds. Was Building B.
  • Ellies, Shop B4 in Woodmead Commercial Park – Home power solutions: LED lighting, power inverters, DIY solar kits, surge protection. Antennas, TV & video accessories, satellite, industrial audio, broadband. Was Building B.

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Funny Language...  Back to top

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