Megaplex Newsletter 2024 November: Shopping in Sandton - new shopping centre? Free marketing course, restaurant re-review, Gautrain warning, shop openings and closings, 5% off supplements, jokes...

Shopping in Sandton – November 2024

Welcome to Megaplex's monthly newsletter! We alert the up-market shopper to the fresh and interesting in Sandton and Bryanston. This month we look at a possibly new shopping centre. We have a free marketing course, restaurant re-review, Gautrain warning, shop openings and closings as usual.  Our jokes are good and original, even if the good ones aren't original, and the original ones aren't good!  Feel free to support our advertisers!  To subscribe, see our subscription page.


Contents:
Welcome
New Shops
Restaurant  Shops Closed
Civic Tip  ~ The Checkout

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Links to Other Pages:
Megaplex Home – Overview of Shops, Facilities, and Accommodation in Northern Sandton.

Accommodation in Rivonia

Shopping Centres in Sunninghill:
The Square
Sunninghill Village
Sunhill Shopping Centre
Chilli Lane Shopping Centre
Chilli on Top Centre
The Core

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Shopping Centres in and near Bryanston:
Cramerview Village
Nicolway Shopping Centre
Coachman's Crossing
Grosvenor Crossing
Hobart Grove Centre
Bryanston Shopping Centre
Riverside Shopping Centre
Hurlingham Pick 'n Pay Centre
Bryanpark Shopping Centre
Epsom Downs
Sloane Square

Shopping Centres in the Woodmead area:
Wendywood Centre
Woodmead Value Mart
Woodmead Super Value
Woodmead Commercial Park
Woodmead Retail Park
Woodmead Square
Dunwoody Centre
Woodlands Office Park
Kelvin Village
The Bridge, Buccleuch
Other Shops and Shopping in Woodmead

Non-Religious? Meet other Humanists & Atheists online
and in Person:

The South African Secular Society (SASS) holds social & educational Meetups online monthly, and some in person. Visit us on Meetup and chat on the Telegram App.

Shopping Centres in Central Sandton:
Grayston Shopping Centre
Atholl Square Shopping Centre
Sandhurst Centre, Rivonia Rd

Shopping in and around Rivonia:
Rivonia Central
Rivonia Village Centre
Rivonia Junction
Mutual Mews
Early Dawn Mall
Shops in Central Rivonia
Shops in Northern Rivonia
Cambridge Crossing
Petervale Shopping Centre

Shopping Centres in
Greater Morningside:

Morningside Shopping Centre
The Wedge, Morningside
Morning Glen Mall
Pinnacle Walk (was 90° on Rivonia)
Morning View
Sandton Court
Benmore Gardens
Shops in the Morningside Area

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Donate at Design and Décor Centre (near Molly Malones), Forest Road off Sunset Ave, Pineslopes, Sandton: Tel 011 465 6441

Accommodation & Restaurants:
Accommodation in Rivonia,
Restaurants in Rivonia,
Rivonia Restaurant reviews,
Sandton Restaurant reviews,
Morningside Restaurant reviews.

Other Places of Interest:
Sandspruit Hiking Trail,
Ernest Ullmann Park Recreation Centre,
Montrose Nursery Garden Centre and Gia's Coffee Shop.

Another New Shopping Centre!

In August ("A New Centre, OR What's in a Name?"), we introduced you to Pinnacle Walk, the revamped, and now rebranded, old 90° on Rivonia shopping centre.  Now we have another one for you!  Another rebranding, that is...

River Club Shopping Centre which, not entirely coincidentally, was the only shopping centre in River Club, has rebranded.  As Poplar-On-Park.

Located just off the Sycamore Road, it has a restaurant, a coffee shop, and several other businesses.  Apart from Nice on Poplar Restaurant, the main draw card is the large adjacent municipal park. Once upon a time there were post boxes, but these have disappeared.

There are about two dozen open-air parking bays, all free of charge, with no access control.  Unusually, you are expected to reverse-park.  It's not said why.

Centre Management say, "Adjacent to the Riverclub Park (called Poplar-Park by the neighbourhood), this community based lifestyle centre welcomes a diverse group of people from the Bryanston, Duxbury, Sandton, Morningside, Riverclub neighbourhoods and beyond. Our community comprises freelancers, business owners, parents, outdoor enthusiasts, animal lovers and passionate creatives. Our community is who we are here for.

"The new owner and the community have plans to re-purpose the centre and the park to become a unique, community focused life-style centre - called “Poplar-On-Park”. We have big dreams for the space and there is a lot the community can get involved with to make Riverclub the best neighbourhood."

The centre is also dog-friendly.  Dogs are allowed (on leads of course) except in the shops and the passageway.

Thought for the Week:

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Get it out with Eye Gene." – Spike Milligan.

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New on the Block, Movers and Shakers  Back to top

  • Lugar Couture, Shop 18A, Upper Level in Bryanston Shopping Centre – Menswear, perfumes, ladies' shoes. Accessories, Bags, Shoes, Suits, Ties, Bags. Brands: Coach, Emporio Armani, Tory Burch.
  • Melaure Boutique, Upper Level in Bryanston Shopping Centre – Ladies' and men's clothes and bags.
  • Mobile Kafe, Upper Level in Bryanston Shopping Centre – Professional smartphone repair. Accessories.
  • Makeup Artist Academy, Ground in The Core Sunninghill – Courses include Makeup, Nails, Eyelashes, Microblading, Special Effects. Small classes, individual attention, and a comprehensive curriculum.
  • Sky Skin & Laser Clinic, Shop 11, Ground in The Core Sunninghill – Precise & permanent hair removal. Tattoo Removal, Laser Hair Removal, Microneedling, Carbon Laser, Waxing / Threading, Facials, Microblading, Dermaplaning, Brows, Skin Tag Removal.
  • Gorgeous Keratin Nail Bar & Wigs, Shop 12, Ground in The Core Sunninghill – Luxury manicures, gel nails, artistic nail designs, spa pedicure, acrylic enhancement, nail health treatments. Premium Wigs, Expert Installation & Styling.
  • Pandora Fashion, Shop 12, Lower Level in Morning Glen Mall – Interesting Ladies' clothing, bags, shoes, boots, and accessories. "No cash refund at all. No service without slip reprint." Opened November 2024.
  • Vuse Kiosk (Kiosk), Lower Level in Morning Glen Mall – Electronic Cigarettes, vape devices, ePods. Kiosk outside Clicks.
  • Cannafrica, Shop 18A, First Floor in Riverside Shopping Centre – CBD-infused alleged health and wellness products. Vapes, cannabis pre-rolls, edibles, CBD beauty accessories.
  • Asha Iyengar Yoga, Shop 23, First Floor in Riverside Shopping Centre – Daily classes at a variety of levels: Beginners, intermediate, general, and for seniors.
  • Body Brilliance, Ground in Poplar on Park, Riverclub – Physiotherapy. Personal Coaching. Corporate Coaching. Keynote Talks and Workshops.

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Today's Mondegreen

“Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her”

...

Correct lyric:

“Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer” from The Monkees’ ‘I’m a Believer’.

Restaurant Re-Review:   Back to top.

***** "Under the Trees" Garden Cafe at Schäffler's Nursery: Sat 2 November

Last month, we reviewed this restaurant. This month we went back with a minor complaint: You will recall from the review that they charged for two ABC drinks when I had only one.  They smartly rectified that by not charging for the one we had this time, with no quibbles.

Due to the popularity of this venue, we wisely booked a lunchtime table this time.  We were offered two tables and chose one out of the way, because we had brought the dogs.  Yes, they welcome dogs, and there were several others.

For drinks, I had a "Detox" (pineapple, apple, carrot and strong ginger juice), which was good. My companion had the ABC (apple, beetroot and carrot juice) this time.

We wanted something small for lunch, so we shared a dish, which worked out well..

Service was again helpful and attentive.

Under the Trees, 28 Johannesburg Rd, Kew/Lyndhurst, Johannesburg. Phone 011 786 0323.

(Deliberately?) Misattributed Quotes

(If they didn't really say it, they should have!)

"I am the Greatest" –Vladimir Putin.

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Launched into Eternity:  Back to top

  • Eloize Mellet Physiotherapists Sunninghill in The Core Sunninghill – Treat back & neck pain; orthopaedic rehabilitation; sports injuries; chest & sinus infections; headaches; muscle strains.
  • Vilai-Lai Thai Massage Sunninghill in The Core Sunninghill – Massage & therapy treatments to leave you relaxed and invigorated - Traditional Thai, Aromatherapy, Herbal Compress. Still open in Morningside.
  • PC Shopper in The Core Sunninghill – Over 8000 computer and printing products for home and business. Shipping throughout South Africa. Moved to 980 Meadowbrook Business Estate, Jacaranda Ave, Olivedale, Randburg,.
  • ROS - Registrar of Standards in The Core Sunninghill – Also: QSA International and RAB Personnel & Training Certification.
  • Revive Dry Cleaners, Shop 33 in Morning Glen Mall – Dry cleaning, clothing alterations and shoe repairs. Consolidated Lower Level to Upper Level shop.
  • 4th Motion, Shop 18A in Riverside Shopping Centre – Black Female Owned, & 30% Black Female Youth owned Full-Service Digital Agency. Financial Services, Content marketing, tourism and travel, and FMCG.
  • The Secret Room, Shop 7 in Riverside Shopping Centre – Luxury designer clothing and accessories. Has closed or, possibly, gone online.
  • River Club Post Boxes in Poplar on Park, Riverclub – were below and to the right of Nice on Poplar restaurant.

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Funny Language...  Back to top

A fête worse than death?
Could be a bizarre bazaar.

Warning! R860 Fine if You Don't Eat or Drink on the Gautrain!

See the photo on the right, taken recently on  the Pretoria Gautrain Station platform.  As you can clearly see, NO eating or drinking on trains and platforms is prohibited!  Along with not carrying disposable cups, not having an ice cream cone, and not using chewing gum.

You have been warned!

(It would make a nice cartoon to show a person obeying all those rules together.)

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Overheard at the Checkout

"Dad, why are the days longer in summer?"

"Son, heat makes things expand!"

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